Going out in Irland

To become a good irish you've to change your way of life!

Timetable first :

- 18h pm : It's not the aperitif hour, it's the dinner hour so, take a fish and chips!

- 19h pm : Take a stool in a pub or better, find a place at the tap room.

- 19h01 pm : Order your first (but not last) Guinness

- 19h05 : When your Guinness is Black start to drink

-19h10 : Open the conversation with your neighbour

- 20h : Pay a beer to your new best friend

- 22h : finish your 10e Guinness and go to dance in the front of the musical stage!

- 00h : It's time to go to bed : tomorow you'll have a party!

Dress code now :

If you're a girl I hope that you're not sensitive to the cold because here, the women are warmed over!

The regular uniform is :

- Mini-skirt, or knickers I'm not sure !
- Plunging neckline
- Stiletto heel

Whatever the wheater, here to be sexy is a moral obligation!

Comportment :

Here no prejudice against drunks girls, more you'll drink, more you'll be respected!

However one incontrovertible rule : You Have To VOMIT !

So lets go now??